Customer Satisfaction Survey
on a scale of one to five
with one being
not at all
and five being
supreme excellence of an almost orgasmic nature
please rate the following
Do you find me useful
Do I meet all operating parameters
Do you find my interface accessible and user friendly
Do I respond to commands and
use fuzzy intelligence
to do what ever it is you are asking for
even though you don't know how to ask for what you need
Do I operate quietly
except for the purr of highly productive cycles
Does my exterior resist most scratches and abrasions
and deflect most dings and dents
and when it comes down to that
will you be able to easily replace
me in whole or in part
when I finally say
fuck off
WOW.
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